A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact,


"Mary . .. Mary . ...."

"Is that you, Fred?"


"Yes, I?ve come back like we agreed."

"What?s it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to
the golf course, I have sex.