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BEHIND WITH THE RENT. --- An American was boasting to O?Leary that back in the US, they can erect skyscrapers in 4 weeks. O?Leary repl...
QUICK LAWYER JOKE --- Q. What do lawyers do when they die? A. They lie still.
CAR DOOR --- Q. Y did the blonde take her car door to the sahara deser with her? A. So that if she got hot, she could wind the window...
WHAT A SHAME MAN --- A certain man was always caught monthly by criminals and take all his income.one month the bought a bread and ope...
REDNECK CONCERTS --- Q: Whats forty feet long and has only 14 teeth? A: The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert.
YER MOM --- Your mama is so fat when she turned up missing they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
FLYS AND LIGHTBULBS --- how many flys does it take to screw in a lightbulb??????? just 2 bud god knows how they got in there lol lol l...
PORK CHOP --- You?re so ugly that if my dog had a face like yours i?ll shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
KIDS JOKES 11 --- Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over ! Who invented fraction...
UR --- teacher: jane repeat all the elements jane:ur earth,air,fire and........oh yes golf teacher:what.....golf jane:yes my dad says ...
YO MAMA SO?3 --- Yo mama so fat her boobs hang out of her shirt like yellow car in a parking lot.
JUST READ THE DAMN JOKE --- More crazy cyber conversations. ?juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hey you? juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: im good el_...
MUM V MOSQUITO --- what?s the difference between ur mum and a mosquito? When u slap a mosquito it stops sucking
THE TITLE OF YOUR JOKE: --- There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf c...
GREASED --- Yo momma?s so fat that when goes into a restaurant she has to be greased in and out he boothes!!!!!!!!1
WARNING ANNOYING JOKE --- A mans car breaks down one night in front of a huge monastery. He walks up to the monastery doors and starts...
TWODOGS --- A guy walks into a bar with a Poodle, the bartender say?s "sorry buddy, no dogs allowed." So the guy takes the dog outside...
NATIONAL BIRD --- Q: What is Iraq?s National Bird? A: Duck
UGLY TREE --- You so ugly you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
ARMEY OF ATOMS --- In a war between Atoms And Ions: First soldier atom complained to other soldier atom and said : I have been hit by ...
SANDY SANDPAPER --- My buddy Joe went to a small town outside of Phoenix last week. He had fifteen bucks and desperately wanted to ge...
WHAT DID.. --- What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? AIDS!
QUATER BACK --- your mum is so dum she thought a quater back was a refund
HELLEN KELLER --- Q:How did Hellen Keller?s parents punish her? A: BY puttting a plunger in the toilet.
MAMA JOKES READ IT! --- Yo mama so fat she jumped into a gap and filled it
NO F**K NO RIDE --- This trucker is driving down the highway and he sees a girl walking. He pulls over and picks her up.As they get do...
YO MAMMA SO FAT... --- Yo mama so fat that when I think of her my head hits the floor!
RACIST? NAWWWW --- you heard that new Iraqi joke? neither did i. shot the Iraqi before he could tell it to me
WHO?S MOMMA? --- 1 yo momma is so big she fell into the ocean and whales started siging "we are family even tho you bigger then me!" ...
YO MAMA SO OLD... --- Yo mama so old,i told her to act her age and the bitch died.
HEART ATTACK --- While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room...
DAMN --- 1) You so ugly, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory 2) You so fat, you jumped for joy and go...
ROMANS GREATEST --- Q: What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? A: Speaking Latin !
MORNING SICKNESS --- You?re so ugly your mom didnt get morning sickness until after you were born.
HOLE IN ONE --- Hole in One There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the gol...
BOYZ2MEN --- Q:Why did MJ call boyz2men A:Because he thought they were a delivery service
JANET & MICHAEL --- What do Michael and Janet have in common? They both like to expose themselves to young boys.
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND. --- A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the ...
CHICK & HORSE --- One day a farmer decided to sell-up. The first thing he bought was a Mercedes-Benz, he eventually sold everything e...
COLORS! --- Q: What?s black and white and green and black and white? A: Two Zebras fighting over a pickle.
THE THREE-LEGGED PIG --- John was a hay and feed salesman struggling to make a buck. When John was driving by an old farmhouse on the...
THESE ARE THE THINGS I CAN LIVE WITHOUT --- A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. The doctor finishes the exam and tells the m...
YO MAMA AND AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET --- yo mama is so fat that when she went to an all you can eat buffet they had to lay speed bunp...
FORK LIFT --- Your momma so fat that she has to eat with a fork lift
YO MAMA IS SOO FAT --- Yo mama is sooo fat when she took a swim in the ocean, the passing boaters called land ho!
THE MATHMATICIAN --- Q: What did the constipated mathmatician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil !!!!!!!
WHY THEY MADE ME FIELD COMMANDER --- A young freshman boy was very upset one day at band practice. The Drum Major, who was a senior, a...
CHINKS --- why dont chinese people have phone books because there is so many wings and wongs they might wing the wong numba
THE TALE OF TWO TREES --- Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. ...
PARROT ON A PLANE --- A man is sitting next to a parrot on a plane when the hostess comes over and asks him if he wants a drink. ??I?l...
TALL --- yo mamma so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus in the chin
THOSE DARN NATIVES --- what do u call one indian in a ditch? Home sweet home what do u call 2 indians in a ditch? sleepover What do ...
PUNKED --- WHY DID THE MUSICIAN STUDY GEOLOGY AND ASTRONOMY? BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE A ROCKSTAR!
SLUT AND HER MONEY --- what did the sluts left say to the right leg we make alot of money between the to of us
STUPID ASS --- yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
CHARGED AND LET OFF --- Did you hear the news last night about them two boys?, one of them had eaten a firework and the other one had...
A LAUNDERETE --- ure mamas sooooo fat that wen she goes to wash her under wear at the launderete, they guy turned around and said sorr...
A DAY IN THE JUNGLE. --- There was an English man, a French man and a Polish man all explorers lost in a very remote, uncharted rainf...
BLACK JOKES --- why did god give black guys big dicks?? cause he felt bad for putting pubes on their heads wats as faster as a black...
POOR PEOPLE --- what do u call a fuckin shit website where only bum-bandits go to get a kick? this site ( u bunch of fuckin losers......
WHO GETS THERE FIRST --- Q. a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, which one lands first??? A. the brunette, the blonde has to...
WOW --- Why did the condom fly across the room?............ It got pissed off
I ROCK --- Why did helen keller kill you? Shove it up your ass, you smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your homes on Whore Island.
A-ROD VS. JETER --- Once Alex Rodriguez & Derek Jeter were talking & A-rod brought up the subject of who was the better player, or pla...
A QUIZ --- Q: If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do u call a test? A: A testicle!
KORN OR CORN? --- One day two friends got together to smoke some...well you know if your on this part of the site, anyways, one friend...
GOT BEEF? --- Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf, Jack got high and dropped his fly and Jill said "Where?s The Beef?!...
FAT ALERT --- Your mom?s so fat she invented sumo wrestling! You?re so fat that when you took 1 step the whole universe shook under y...
WHY IS SEX LIKE RIDING A BIKE? --- 1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It?s best to wear protective head-gea...
PEN PAL TRANSLATION --- when women dscribe themselves in pen pal ads or on the web dating sites there are a few pit falls you might wa...
OLD MAN JOKE --- why was the old man at the bus stop?!?!?! cause hes dead!!! hahahahaha note: if you dont get it that ok youre not sup...
REALLY HIGH? --- how do u know when u are really high?? when it takes u an hour to cook minute rice!!
EPHALUMP --- How does an elephant hide in the jungle? Paints his balls red and climbs a cherry tree. What?s the loudest noise in the ...
DRIVER?S LICESE --- why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers licese? because she got an "f" in sex! i thought it was fun...
WHERE DID THE WORD CORNY COME FROM ? --- where did the word corny come from? The word corny came from an irish man eating corn beef a...
OVERBITE --- Q: What is the definition of an overbite? A: When you go to eat pussy, it tastes like shit!
BLACK PEOPLE --- Why are black people so tall ???????? BECAUSE THEY?RE KNEE- GROWS( NEGROS=KNEE GROWS )GET IT
LAUGHING DONKEY --- a guy is driving down the road and sees a sign that says "make this donkey laugh and get 100 dollars" the guy goes...
THREEOF A PINT --- an englishman, a scotsman, and an irishman go to the bar together and each order a pint of guinness. just as they a...
HUTTERITES AND SHEEP --- Q; how do Hutterites pratice safe sex A: tag the sheep that kicked them
KINDERGARDENERS --- There were these too kindergarden classmates. The Boy said to the girl "my dad buys me an icecream everyday". T...
YO MA SO *&%@ --- Anyways, theres these two women sittin in the park, they are watchin the fireworks, one is your ma, and the other is...
OBOES --- Q: How do you get two oboes to play in tune? A: Shoot one of them
YOU SO FAT... --- your mama is so fat... that when she sat on a toilet seat, she broke it.
I DIDN?T THINK HE?D DO IT AGAIN --- A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar and the news come on and it says a man is about to jump of...
OSU MORONS --- What do you get when you drive slowly thru Columbus, Ohio? A degree from OSU. Did you hear about the student who flu...
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF --- YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF YOU HAVE EVER WENT TO A DAYCARE CENTER FOR KIDS AND ALL YOU FIND IS ADULT?S.
THE POPE --- for sale: one hardly used fors electric motor car. Please contact vatican quoting "pope mobile"
NICE FISH --- What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam!
STUPID TREE --- A blonde is driving on the highway. She stops short and starts going backward. She almost hits two cars. A cop pulls ...
ATFINTG --- what do u call a blond who died her hair red?? Artificial Inteligence ha ha he he hah
THREEGENERATION WHORE JOKE --- one fine afternoon in the suburbs somewhere was a big ol family reunion and all was there and at some p...
WHICH PRODUCT? --- what?s black on the outside, white on the inside and comes in little cans?
NICE EARS --- There was this man that was sitting in a hotel lobby, and this hott blonde in just a robe came into the room and started...
WHY TRUST WOMEN? --- Why don?t some men believe in women? Because they dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn?t die....
TO THE ZOO --- A blonde was driving to the store when she seen a guy with 2 monkeys. She pulled over and asked if he needs help. ...
SOUNDS LIKE A SEA GULL. --- Three pirates were sitting in a crows nest at the top of the main sail. The first pirate says to the other...
TEETH SO CROOKED --- Your momas teeth is so crooked it looks like Barb-Wire.
WHAT DID THE EGG SAY? --- what did the boiled egg say to the prostitute? im hard and i just got laid
BILL CLINTON AND THE POPE --- ok bill and the pope die at the same time and the pope goes to hell and bill goes to heaven.pope goes to...
MICKEY AND MINI --- Mickey Mouse goes to a private detective with some concerns about his girlfriend Mini. After Mickey tells the PI w...
UR DADSS SO SHORT --- your dads so short that when he sat on a five p he was still able to swing his legs
READ DIS IT SO FUNNY --- Their is a new priest in the parish. he has to do the confessions and the head priest gives him a list of w...
CAPTAIN CUM QUICK --- y did michael jackson hold his kid over the balcony? 2 stop him cumin on the carpet
AMERICAN VENTRILAQUIST --- An American ventrilaquist was taking time out to tour the world. He reached Australia and decided to leave ...
LOL!!!!!! FUNNY --- yo moma?s so old she co-wrote the 4th commandment yo minister so old he used to get sermon tips from zeus yo poppa...
NAKED TARZAN --- what did an elephant say to tarzan when he was naked? "how can u breath with such a small nose?"
CHELSEA MILLIONS --- y did it take chelsea ?100 million 2 win da premiership? coz der shit!! HAHA!!
JEW --- wots the difference between a jew and a pizza ...... a pizza dont scream when you throw it in the oven
WAISTED --- As men get older the waistband of their trousers gets higher and higher.Men in their sixties have their waistband just abo...
GIRL AND AIRPLANE --- there is an airplane going down and everyone is gonna die and they know it. this girl in the front stands up an...
THE LOGIC JOKE --- Paddy and Mick bumped into each other in the Pub, Paddy says to Mick "HOWS IT GOING WHAV YA BEEN UP TO" Mick says ...
TUBES --- whats the diffence between a cockney and a packet of smarties?????????? smarties dont melt in the tube
BEWARE OLD MEN IN BARS --- An old man walks into a bar and calls the bartender over. ?What do you want, Sir?? ..The old man says ?I?ll...
STADIUMS --- Hey did you hear that they are going to tear down all the stadiums in Poland BBBECAUSE Everywhere you sit ,you sit be...
BAD AND BLACK --- ...joke...why is it when ever you see a black person there palms are always white ...answer... because they are alw...
SHOWER TIME --- Your so fat that when you take a bath you fill up the tub and then you turn on the water.
ONLY PIMPS USE THESE PICK UP LINES --- TO girls: I?m good at math:add a bed,subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! I ...
YEAST --- Why do women get yeast infections? So they?ll know what it?s like to live with an irritating cunt.
GOD GIVES IN RETURN --- three guys where sitting in a bar. A black guy a white guy and a spanish guy. They where all sitting around en...
MUSLIM PARTY --- Went to a muslim birtday party last night...... Fuck me that?s the fastest game of pass the parcel I have ever play...
DAMN THATS FAT! --- yo mommas so fat that letting her get on top for sex is considered "assisted suicide"
HOW MANY QUEERS... --- Q: How many faggots does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to...
TWOFAT --- ya mama so fat when she cooks she burns her neck on the stove
BLACK GUY AND A GENIE --- A black guy is walking down the street when he sees a magic genie bottle. He picks it up and gives it a rub...
KKK KONFUSION --- The preacher rose to face his congregation with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that ...
CORNEY JOKES --- what did god say when he first saw a black man? oh shit, i burnt one
GIFT FROM HEAVEN --- whats white, sticky and hangs from the clouds? the second coming
WHO DOG IS THAT --- wats the difference between auzzie rugby women supporters and bulldogs..........................................l...
MOB --- a rich man and a poor man were talking about what they got their wives for christmas, the rich man told the porr man i got my ...
DAMMM --- you so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone
A MAN AND A GENIE --- A modern-day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst....
GRENADE 1 --- what do you do when a blonde throws a grende at you PULL THE PIN AND THROW IT BACK
BLONDES AND IRONS --- A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answer...
TALK IS CHEAP --- Piotor decided to learn three new English words every day to increase his vocabulary. By the end of the week no-one ...
ZZZZZZZZZ --- how did the 13 year old mexican girl get pregnant? her teacher told her to do an essay!! hehe
CANNIBAL?S INDEGESTION --- Why did the cannibal have indegestion after eating the priest? ?Cause it?s hard to keep a good man down!
SINK OR SWIM --- Two Polish men were talking about their childhood. ? I remember when I learned to swim,my father just threw me in the...
DENTAL CHECK UP --- A man goes to the dentist one day for a check up. As the dentist started looking in the mans mouth, the dentist sa...
AT THE BEACH!! --- your momma so fat that wen shes at tha beach all the kids shout " free willy! free willy! "
FAT MOMMMMMM --- your moms so fat when she wore a malcom x shirt a helicopter tried to land on her.
HOME DEPOT --- Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor ...
A NEW HOME --- One day these two polish guys were building a house in Putzig. Feliks was putting on the siding. He picked up a nail, h...
SLOW LEARNERS --- How long does it take for an Italian to change a light bulb ? Changing it takes them about 3 hours without breaks b...
PUSSYCAT --- A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a ma...
RABBITS & WOLVES --- A couple of rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The rabbits ran into a briar patch to hide. After c...
WHAT DOCTORS SAY/MEAN --- WHAT DOCTORS SAY / WHAT THEY?RE REALLY THINKING........... * "Welllllll, what have we here...?" (He has no ...
FOOD TEST --- A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of fruits. He gave all of the chi...
LOVE VS. HERPES --- What?s the difference between love and herpes? Herpes l...
IS IT IN YET? --- A women and a man ...start doin "it".......... The man- Honey .....How is it? The women- But ..honey it?s not even ...
THE MESSAGE --- A man had ? I love you ? tattooed on his penis and showed it to his wife. She said to him, ? There you go again,trying...
I LOVE MY TEACHER --- My friend says to me I had sex with my teacher The only thing wrong is he is home school
GOD?S GREATEST CREATION --- Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a turkey? A: A woman. Still don?t get it? Where else ...
STORAGE --- What do you call a bunch of lesbiens in a closet? Liquior cabinet
MAKE YOUR WIFE CRY --- How do you make your wife cry twice? Fuck her in the ass and wife your shitty dick on the curtains.
NOW THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!! --- God was taking a shit somewhere in the garden of Eden,and boy was it a big one over 6 feet long.he?s pushi...
BLACK GOLD --- The Olympics,the only time black people run BEFORE they get the gold
WHAT DIFFERENCE --- What`s the difference between Gary Glitter and a Greyhound? A Greyhound waits for the H...

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